Enemies & Boss data

Normal

Bananoids

They are bananas.

HP (code-derived)

3000

Damage

6–14

Level

6

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Boss

Captain Drunk

The leader of a gang of drunkards, known to his friends as the king of the bar.

HP (code-derived)

3500

Damage

7–10

Level

3

Special move

Double Gravity

Move interval configuration

2

Elite

Couchole

An ancient race of sentient couches who conquered sectors of the galaxy simply by standing still.

HP (code-derived)

6000

Damage

8–16

Level

6

Special move

Offensive Equation

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Cube-Cynics

They stare at the cosmos convinced the universe is a bad simulation, yet keep paying for premium.

HP (code-derived)

3000

Damage

5–10

Level

4

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Disillusioned Prismatics

They reached cosmic enlightenment and discovered God spilled coffee on the server.

HP (code-derived)

3000

Damage

5–10

Level

4

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Droolarians

Their wisest philosophers communicate through highly respected drool patterns.

HP (code-derived)

1500

Damage

4–8

Level

3

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Elite

Fashion Python

A serpent king obsessed with vortices, spirals, and everything that sooner or later returns.

HP (code-derived)

2200

Damage

5–10

Level

3

Special move

Temporary Petrification

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Flamethroats

They solved energy shortages by screaming into reactors until science gave up.

HP (code-derived)

1500

Damage

1–10

Level

3

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

4

Normal

Flora-Fi

A species that suffered an existential crash, blinding themselves to reality just to broadcast fake Wi-Fi to starships.

HP (code-derived)

20000

Damage

10–20

Level

9

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Gargalohim

They pray to a stomach-god who digests doubt and burps in the form of prophecy.

HP (code-derived)

3000

Damage

6–12

Level

5

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Gel-Stallins

Space jelly whose idea of deep philosophical thought is just an uncontrolled purple burp.

HP (code-derived)

3000

Damage

5–10

Level

4

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Grumpulons

Their civilization collapsed after coming up with twelve taxes on smiling.

HP (code-derived)

900

Damage

1–6

Level

1

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

2

Boss

Her Royal Guilt Trip

Are you SURE you wore clean underwear, sweetie? Because I can SEE EVERYTHING.

HP (code-derived)

3500

Damage

8–10

Level

3

Special move

Choice Embargo

Move interval configuration

3

Boss

His Royal Flush

His most frequent command is: Silence! I'm meditating on the cosmic futility of flushing toilets.

HP (code-derived)

3500

Damage

8–10

Level

3

Special move

Offensive Equation

Move interval configuration

4

Boss

ICE-B

Condemned to eternal frost, he eats popsicles just to mask the fact that he's been emotionally dead for eons.

HP (code-derived)

10000

Damage

10–20

Level

6

Special move

Offensive Equation

Move interval configuration

4

Normal

Linguagnostics

They taste planets to figure out if the universe is real or just heavily seasoned.

HP (code-derived)

3000

Damage

6–14

Level

6

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Elite

Llamacop

An armored enforcer who smiles sadistically while calculating the tax for your useless existence.

HP (code-derived)

100000

Damage

10–10

Level

9

Special move

Mirror Multiplier Attack

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Masticodriles

Every prophecy of theirs ends with "and then someone got bitten, just to be safe."

HP (code-derived)

3000

Damage

6–12

Level

5

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Melancholids

Their national sport is competitive disappointment, with no winners by law.

HP (code-derived)

1200

Damage

2–8

Level

2

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Elite

Mescalito

He outsourced his higher brain functions to a floating cactus and now communicates via psychedelic insults.

HP (code-derived)

6000

Damage

6–18

Level

6

Special move

Euphoria Subsystem

Move interval configuration

4

Normal

Moustachoids

They believe facial hair is a legally binding contract with the universe.

HP (code-derived)

1500

Damage

1–10

Level

3

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

4

Elite

Mr. Hidden Sin

An entity that gained control of the moon with the sole purpose of hiding its greatest vice.

HP (code-derived)

2200

Damage

4–10

Level

3

Special move

Lethal Link

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Necromirals

A race that achieved immortality through stubbornness, treating biological death as civil insubordination.

HP (code-derived)

20000

Damage

10–20

Level

7

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Paranoyans

Everyone secretly watches everyone, and annoyingly, everyone is correct.

HP (code-derived)

1200

Damage

1–10

Level

2

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Phobaglobules

An empire that awards itself medals for surviving panic attacks, collectively sweating jelly.

HP (code-derived)

20000

Damage

10–20

Level

8

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Photosnobs

They judges carbon-based lifeforms, disgusted that you pay rent instead of just doing photosynthesis.

HP (code-derived)

20000

Damage

10–20

Level

8

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Elite

Queen Mantis Fly

An insectoid majesty who flaunts her divine superiority by arrogantly sporting a solid gold poop necklace.

HP (code-derived)

100000

Damage

15–25

Level

9

Special move

Queen's Tithe

Move interval configuration

4

Normal

Quiffolons

They evolved heroic hair to distract from their catastrophic leadership skills.

HP (code-derived)

20000

Damage

10–20

Level

7

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Reef-Critics

Their entire species spent millennia evolving six eyes to stare with profound, collective disgust at your life choices.

HP (code-derived)

20000

Damage

10–20

Level

8

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Shroominati

A civilization where parasitic fungi enslaved their hosts' brains solely to remain perpetually baked.

HP (code-derived)

20000

Damage

10–20

Level

9

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Skulltarians

They wear dead faces to look wise, which sadly works in most galaxies.

HP (code-derived)

20000

Damage

10–20

Level

7

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Squash-Sites

A parasitic race that attaches to host nervous systems, existing to collectively micromanage their daily excuses.

HP (code-derived)

20000

Damage

10–20

Level

9

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Boss

THE BAD GUY

A big, ugly lump of bullying, perhaps with a difficult childhood.

HP (code-derived)

1000000

Damage

20–20

Level

10

Special move

Move interval configuration

3

Boss

The Bare Minimum

A tangle of ocular intestines that gave up on evolving because growing a skeleton sounded like too much of a hassle.

HP (code-derived)

10000

Damage

10–20

Level

6

Special move

Slime Flood

Move interval configuration

3

Boss

The Bishop of the Sun

A cosmic prelate who will excommunicate you from reality just to avoid admitting his overbite is a divine mistake.

HP (code-derived)

10000

Damage

10–20

Level

6

Special move

Solar Excommunication

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

The Crabbo-Nervids

Crablike prophets who see the future, then immediately complain it is badly written.

HP (code-derived)

900

Damage

1–6

Level

1

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

2

Elite

The Killer Achilles Heel

A literal killer Achilles' heel whose only true fatal weakness is stepping on that cosmic red Lego.

HP (code-derived)

100000

Damage

20–20

Level

9

Special move

Heel Clause

Move interval configuration

4

Normal

The Longstare Nibbliks

They spend entire lifetimes judging strangers from impossible distances.

HP (code-derived)

900

Damage

1–6

Level

1

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

2

Elite

The Wet Motivation Expert

He is a life coach who promises success to anyone who lets themselves... hydrate.

HP (code-derived)

2200

Damage

4–10

Level

3

Special move

Slime Flood

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Tripiclops

They evolved a third eye exclusively to ignore obvious dangers.

HP (code-derived)

1200

Damage

2–8

Level

2

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Trumpetaphysicists

Their legal system is based on whoever can scream into a horn the longest.

HP (code-derived)

3000

Damage

6–14

Level

6

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Normal

Vacuum-Sealed Hermits

They live happily vacuum-sealed because outside, too many people want to explain their trauma.

HP (code-derived)

3000

Damage

6–12

Level

5

Special move

SPAWN PEG

Move interval configuration

3

Elite

Wormaholic

A tie-wearing worm piloting the rotting corpse of a middle manager just to evade interdimensional parasite taxes.

HP (code-derived)

6000

Damage

8–16

Level

6

Special move

Healing Equation

Move interval configuration

4